Fars thon kids
Jist fit on earth did yon bairns get up tae the day
Tea’s on the table an nae a soul in sicht
Open at windae an bawl aff me heid
Here’s ane o em, na, mak it twa
And richt ower e hill, number three maks it as weel
It’s caul on e table an ah’ve a richt tae scold
Ah’m e mug thit made it
An jist as a’m done wi my tongue
At middle loon pats is belly
An seys yum yum

As an 88 year old American, after reading the article(s) and all of the comments, I say "nothing is now…
Been stretching for this song nobody I know knows it I sing it every year my gran use to sing…
Can I put cooked garlic mushrooms in the fridge for a couple of days