“Bobbin fir Aipples”

Ah’d pinted ma face
An bin fir thon aiples
We’ll hae a dookin
An a bobbin we’ll be

At bairns in e’ que
Wir laffin an jokin
Fa’d be e’ een
Eh win a mickle

Wi ma pinted face
Ah tiks ma shot
An trippit ower
Ma muckle soles

Thon water wint up
Lik a fountin it wir
An ma bonnie chiks
Wir rinnin wi reed

Ah widnae fear naebody
The wye it wis afore
But ah’m noo a fair fricht
Fir thon bairns in e’ que